Lyrics

A parody of “Indian Reservation [The Lament of the Cherokee]” by Paul Revere and the Raiders

When Tony starts ranting and raving
‘bout some strange food that he is craving
Aims that Caddy down Rockville Pike
To score some grub that he might like
Searching aisles for cottage cheese
That full fat large curd if you please
Maybe buy some grapefruit juice
They never have it what's the use

Refugee Safeway, waitin' in line
Stuck behind a moose can, losing his mind