Lyrics

Ton' has your cough gone away?
Or is it here to stay?
Life's not fair, on the air, but nobody cares!
We know it hurts when you speak but we need to hear five shows a week!

Tony usually pays for his meals
although grapes he'll sometimes steal
cherries too, gets him through, to the checkout line
If it's free food you want please don't beg we will send you crablegs

So the show comes to an end
You may return, we know not when
The end of Spring is coming fast
Let's make the hours last, so Jerry until then
sing us a tune
you know it's almost noon
on this show, time does flow, until it's time to go
He's got emails and faxes and notes here comes Tony's Mailbag

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of A WORLD WITHOUT LOVE/PETER & GORDON
A Lennon/McCartney penned nugget that I've always loved. Also easy to sing with a head cold.