Lyrics

I like ice cream in a cone or bowl, very cold
My wife's cat was born in ‘94, it's very old
Why would I write this into a radio show?

That's the email, that's all you got?
Brandon Borzelli must be sad
Even a chimp could write this stuff
How did things get so bad?

My podiatrist is 6' 6", very tall
Not to mention all the New York Knicks, also tall
I've had quite enough of these banalities

That's the email, that's all you got?
Imagine what Mike from Burke must think
Why even play a mailbag theme?
Man this show really stinks, . . .

Parody of "It's Only Love" by The Beatles