Lyrics

(NOTE: I know my recording of this leaves a LOT to be desired...if anyone wants to re-record and submit, I would be delighted. Let me know.)

Buddy that's some michigas, michigas
Talking bout a raise, well now you've got some chutzpah
Yeah, you make me wanna plotz, wanna plotz
Got me plotzing mad when you say shaputzpah
Sounding like a shmuck, like a shmuck, when you talk like that
Now you're out of luck, yeah you're stuck is what I'm getting at
OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY!
No-no it's not shaputzpah

Think you're sounding like a mensch, like a mensch
Think we'll be verklempt when you say shaputzpah
But you know I've gotta kvetch, gotta kvetch
Betcha you didn't know that it's not shaputzpah

Sounding like a shmuck, like a shmuck, when you talk like that
Now you're out of luck, yeah you're stuck is what I'm getting at
OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY!
No-no it's not shaputzpah
No-no it's not shaputzpah