Lyrics

I shop for grapefruit juice, its true,
They're always running out of that, what can you do?
Instead I'll buy some Bounty Towels and Campbell's soup
So crabby forever!!

I like cheese and often I have it on toast,
Whole wheat or rye
I vacation out at the Delaware coast
So does my wife!

I like the emails short, the self-reports
The Littles send the briefest slice of daily life
You'd think that notes like that would leave me satisfied
But I'm crabby forever
So crabby forever!!
Good God not more weather!!!!
So crabby forever!!
So crabby forever!!
(Fade - blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah )

Parody of The Turtles' "Happy Together"