Lyrics

I'd like to tell you all a little story of one man's brilliance and his glory
he knows it all and makes sure we know it, too
He's a Windy City boy, born in Illinois
and he wouldn't want it any other way

He knew the day the Berlin Wall would fall, he's won 4 times at Power Ball
He picked the winner of the last 48 Super Bowls
He knew Sully would land that plane and Weiner would come again
and the butterfly ballot had an inherent design flaw

Wilbon was right
Tony, you're crazy
and Mike sold all his Enron stock at record highs
On Oscar night, he finally picked Scorcese
Tony was wrong and we all know Wilbon was right

He thought the Pope would be an Argentine, Robert Downey would stay clean this time
Bruce Willis was dead the whole Sixth Sense
Mantei's girlfriend was a hoax, the Natinals were gonna choke
and Tom Cruise would prove to be insane

Wilbon was right
Tony, you're crazy
And he told Brownie those levees would never hold
But sometimes it's like his memory's hazy
'cause even when he's wrong, Wilbon says he's not surprised

Tony was wrong and Wilbon was right (Wilbon was right!)
Tony was wrong and Wilbon was right (Wilbon was right!)
Tony was wrong and Wilbon was right (Wilbon was right!)

A parody of Billy Joel, "You May Be Right"