Lyrics

He’s lost again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering, bald old man
Befuddled, baffled, and bewildered is he

He messes up a lot; I mean, a lot
Can’t use Amazon or PayPal
When Google came along, he couldn't use it
and the laughs on us

We’ll sing to him, write jingles for him!
And long for the day when he breaks eighty
Lyrical, lucky, and loyal, are we