Lyrics

Close the blinds, lock up all the doors that lead you into my backyard.
Close the blinds, the hoops they play in summertime we all should just disregard!
Close the blinds, I'll pour myself some alcohol,
The Nats have filled my eyes full of tears.
Close the blinds, Juan wants half a billion
and my garden is full of deer......

I don't know what we're doin' out here man!
What are we even' doin' out here man?
I hate what I'm seein' out here man,
So Close The Blinds!!!

By Joe Aro
A parody of "CLOSING TIME" by SemiSonic