No "Lucerne" In (Beds Are Burning)

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A parody of a song by Midnight Oil.
Recorded by joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 03/28/2022  Released: 03/29/2022  First aired: 04/20/2022

Lyrics

Down in Northwest DC
There is a Safeway
I call the "Refugee"
A couple of blocks down Connecticut
that's where I go on my shopping sprees

The time has come
some coupons I'll clip
to buy my snacks
I'm gonna take a trip

The time has come
to change my store!
Because the stuff I need
they never have anymore.....

The Refugee Safeway isn't great I'm learnin'
So what do I do when there's no "Lucerne" in?

For Coffee Ice cream you know that I've been yearnin'….
but when they don't have it well my blood starts burnin'

I get so pissed, a fact's a fact !
When the Cottage Cheese section's just an empty rack.....


By Joe Aro
A parody of “Beds Are Burning” by Midnight Oil (1987)

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  • LittleClergy in Corpus Christi, TX
    well done sir, well done indeed
    828 days ago.