Lyrics

Because you know I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff (I Hate Payin')
I'm all about free stuff, 'bout free stuff (I hate payin')
I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff (hate payin')
I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff
(STUFF STUFF STUFF)

Yeah it's pretty clear, I'm in the One Percent
but I'll still take it take it
without a nickel spent
Just send some good wine, it will not go to waste
send a box of that, or send a bunch of cases!

I see a pair of pants, there in the clearance aisle
pull out my clip & save, and go home with a smile
if you've got midgees midgees, just send 'em in
'cause I'll be eating at my kitchen sink in just a little while

Yeah my momma she told me the best things in life are free
So send me bourbon or tickets or PAYDAYS or coffee ice cream
you know I'll send you a PTI Shout Out and maybe a hat
Just keep on sending me tribute in what we call a "BOX OF THAT"

Because you know I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff (I Hate Payin')
I'm all about free stuff, 'bout free stuff (I hate payin')
I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff (hate payin')
I'm all about free stuff
'bout free stuff....'bout free stuff!!!!!


Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of Meghan Trainor's "ALL ABOUT THAT BASS"