Lyrics

What’s the matter with the show he's doing?
IT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST DON’T CARE
Maybe he should read a long sappy e-mail
OR HE COULD READ THOSE OFF THE AIR!

I REMEMBER WHEN THIS SHOW WAS PRETTY FUNNY
DEATH STAR RADIO AND ONE TIME WITH THE MONKEY
The inter webs are saying that this show stinks
Funny, but it's still Tony’s show to me

What's the matter with the guests he's booking?
IT’S THE SAME TWO DUDES EACH WEEK
Should he try to work in more Chris Cillizza
SURE, BUT ONLY IF HE DOESN’T SPEAK

NOWADAYS YOU CAN’T BE TOO CONTROVERSIAL
THE MOST EXCITING SEGMENT IS THE UNDERWEAR COMMERCIAL
Jeff Ma, Chuck Todd, all the ****** golf talk
It’s still Tony’s show to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say on the twitter
'Cause I’m with you ’til the bitter end
There’s a million other shows so God only knows
why this is time that I’m gonna spend
with Tony and his old friends

A parody of Billy Joel, “It’s Still Rock and Roll To Me”