Lyrics

Well the sponsors like to getcha in a compromising position
FedEx is gonna take their name down off your place
Now look here Dan you're gonna have to make a big decision
You know you've been a total disgrace
and so I sing
The Football Team in DC's
now the Washington Football Team
It used to be a slur now it's the Washington Football Team
They were The Redskins since they were The Braves in the 1930's
now the football team in DC is the Washington Football Team

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
Parody of "AUTHORITY SONG"
John "Cougar" Mellencamp (1983)