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Today we report a new resource
Our channel adores 1954
And shoos the neighbor kids off your lawn - It’s the OPN!

We’re here to endorse this daily source
And promise that we’ll hardly mention sports
Do you remember newsreel shorts?
Watch the OPN!

Lots of people prefer to nap for 14 hours a day
If ATMs appeal to you, you might find our content passé

Do you like to dine at half-past four
And often complain that your soup’s too warm?
Bewildered by the Grammy awards?

Well tune into this

Watch the OPN!


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