The Weighted (The Waiting)

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A parody of a song by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Recorded by mrlip in Springfield, VA
Recorded: 01/25/2020  Released: 01/25/2020  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Tony don’t this blanket feel heavy right now?
Only costs a couple hundred bucks a piece
Yeah I never knew blanket calming was good
Don’t it feel like a fad that that's created to attempt
To separate me from my money in the bank
Somebody out there says it cures anxiety
I said no way
No way

The weighted blanket is a huge rip off
Chris Cillizza’s got 4 of them in his cart
Psychologists say it'll make you feel secure
The weighted blanket is large rip off

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