Lyrics

Staring at the boxes of t-shirts
like you’ve been doin’ for the past several months
The man on the phone said
he would give you a code
and in a couple hours you would be done

Michael, this should be easy
How hard could it be?
The way things are going
These shirts ain’t leavin’ DC

Printin’ out the labels for the envelopes
and stuffin’ all the shirts in them
All this talk of merchandising
is just free advertising
And now you’ve made another dozen sales... sh*t!

Now you gotta print some more labels
Better get Rob back on the phone
Now your Dad’s at the door
you can’t take it no more
Why won’t everybody leave you alone

Michael, this should be easy
How hard could it be?
The way things are going
These shirts ain’t leavin’ DC

A parody of The Beatles, “The Ballad of John and Yoko”