Lyrics

Paranoia, paranoia
Everything is gonna kill Tony
At least that’s what he told me
He says it every day on his show (phobia: “pano”)
I listen every day
to Tony’s schtick and people say that it's boring
It’s mostly schilling and schnorring
Every segment’s an opportunity to make money (yea!)

Well, it’s not good but it’s not bad
and it’s the best 980 has
Well, it’s not good but it’s not bad
even if it is mostly ads

A parody of Harvey Danger, “Flagpole Sitta”