Lyrics

Whistleblower, we’re glad you came to your senses?
Did you work for the census for so long now
Oh, you're a brave one
I know that you got your reasons
The White House ain’t teasin’ - they want to hurt you somehow

Don't you fear that Devin Nunes, now,
you go straight to the chairman’s table
You know the Democrats are always your best bet
Now it seems some big disclosures made from
diplomatic cables
But you only used the ones that you could get

Whistleblower, oh, don’t be takin' no Uber
Your don’t want some goober be drivin' you home
And your freedom isn’t threatened,
that's just Donald Trump talkin'
No prison awaits you though you feel all alone

people’s feet get cold nearly all the time?
They can shove their threats where the sun don't shine
It's hard for them to tell their right from wrong
They’re loser, all. It’s just the pits
And how cleverly it fits this stupid song?

Whistleblowers, although the GOP hates you.
Your country celebrates you,
You got in their head
They’ll try to cross you but there’s a crossbow I’ll lend you
You better let someone defend you, before you’re found dead