Lyrics

Verse 1 written by Luke Overbey!!!

Yeah, I'm gonna take my dad to the old folks home
I'm gonna laugh and leave him all alone
Gonna take my dad to the old folks home
And then I plan to spend all his dough

Dad, it’s not that bad
Bridge and bingo back-to-back
Canasta with mylanta
But golf is in the past, yeah
Need to rant and curse? Don’t
Call me, call the nurse
The good news is that
It really can’t get worse now

Think of it like going camping
with one hundred grampas
Think of it like going camping
with one hundred grampas

Yeah, I'm gonna take my dad to the old folks home
I'm gonna laugh and leave him all alone
Gonna take my dad to the old folks home
Then I plan to spend all his dough

You’re buying homes with straight cash, spending like a rockstar
Giving lots of ammo for my “Bad Dad” memoir
Making bad decisions like buying dying sports bars
I could’ve used that money for a beach house or a sports car
You’re staying in the game you’re a fool, old man
And just last year signed a new contract
Wish I could drop you off at that old folks home
Let’s take a ride I can't take no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my dad to the old folks home
I'm gonna laugh and leave him all alone
Gonna take my dad to the old folks home
Then I plan to spend all his dough

A parody of Lil Nas X, "Old Town Road"