Here's A Toaster Over That I Do Not Want (I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song)

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A parody of a song by Jim Croce.
A Collaboration by RobertSz in Winnipeg,MB & joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
Recorded: 05/15/2019  Released: 05/15/2019  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Well I know it's outta date,
Can't believe I kept it...
I was cleaning up my place,
Hope that you'll accept it....

Nothing says congratulations
like a tasty breakfast croissant....
Here's a toaster oven that I do not want

So I'd like to know the day
When you become related
I won't be going anyway
Just like to be invited

Mazel tov, congratulations !!
now go eat that croissant....
With this toaster oven that I do not want

lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki and Joe Aro
performance: Joe Aro

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