Thirteen TVs (Sixteen Candles)
          
          
          
         
          
                        
Lyrics
              Thirteen TV’s line the bar each night
of my for-profit restaurant out in Friendship Heights!
Got $12 T-shirts!
Plus you might see me.
And I’m not a pervert so come spend money!
*A parody of "Sixteen Candles" by The Crests
       
      
        
        
        
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