Lyrics

A parody of “Nebraska” by Bruce Springsteen

Thought I knew a bit about the subject of geography, back in the fifth grade I passed all my tests. But Michael Wilbon, he set me straight sir, he taught me that Toronto is in the great midwest.

Now if you find yourself in the city of Buffalo, and your heart’s desire is to set out on a quest, just head on North across the border to Toronto, you’ll find you’re in the heart of the great midwest.