One Wine Tyrant (One Tin Soldier)
Lyrics
One Wine Tyrant; a parody of "One Tin Soldier" the theme song from the film "Billy Jack" (1971); originally recorded by The Original Caste, covered by Cher and Elvis Presley back in the day.
Listen LIttles to a story
That took place not long ago,
'bout a Tyrant up in Tunlaw
And an old man’s Podcast Show.
In a box there was a treasure
the box you see was full of wine,
but the Tyrant full of Envy,
claimed the box..and said “It’s MINE”!
Go ahead and try some Riesling,
Here is some Cabernet.
Tell us what you think about them,
Soon we’ll send some more wine your way.
But there won’t be any First Leaf tasting,
Come Deliv’ry Day,
Cause before You even try them…
(The) Wine Tyrant takes them all away !
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