Lyrics

Ahh Cracklin' Nose you got me scared

Gotta get a diagnosis because I need to know

To E.R. we go

but it's going slow....

I'm waiting in line just to see what they tell me

Bloody nose, what causes that?

When I get a symptom you know how I react

I'm a HYPOCHONDRIAC!!

So cut me some slack!

Just fill me up with gauze and blow up a big balloon

(Oh just fix my bloody nose...don't wanna die 'til I get my third Emmy.....when I go, I'll go in style!!)

By Joe Aro
Parody of NEIL