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A parody of a song by Spandau Ballet.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 09/13/2018  Released: 09/13/2018  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I roll out of bed and I stifle a yawn
It’s Saturday gonna mow my lawn
and trim my hedges (one by one)
Reseed the ground loosen the soil
Reseed the ground
I catch up on podcasts while I work
Sandsie's on with Tony again
Time for read, Tony’s got some new lines
Wait, is this really an ad for Lowes???
Why-y-y is Tony selling tools?
Why-y-y is Tony selling tools?

A parody of Spandau Ballet, "True"

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  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    This is so much better than the real song!
    2243 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    One of those subjects that will spawn a big bag of jingles. Nice!
    2243 days ago.

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