Lyrics

Buster Olney
He's never been on your show
So I am sure
there's stuff you'd like to know
About baseball
Can the Nats go on a run?

But you found out
with farming he is wise....
And so you'll shout, "Does milk have to be pasteurized?"
No, it's fine to drink....Man does this show STINK!
The stupidity it never ends....

This is what he talks about
The only F-KING question he has now...
is "Have You Milked A Cow?"
Buster could you squeeze it out NOW?
No I don't really care about Mike Trout
But have you.....Have you milked a cow?

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
A parody of "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks