Lyrics

A stranger passes some wine
man, I ain't goin' nowhere, tonight
I ain't been goin' nowhere for quite some time
You can't reach your plate with all this steam
But you can reach around a friend if you know what I mean
One shot, one beer and a schvitz is all that we need

One more schvitz 'fore I go
One more juicy steak
Breath all heavy and slow
One shot, one beer and a shvitz before I go

Some Russian guy is rubbing my glutes
oh Lordy, that's great
I give him a $50, he asks if I want change I say no that’s cool, just keep it
You could meet a nice girl at a house of pancakes
but there's no chance of that here it’s just dudes & steaks
One shot, one beer, and all the cats are gray

A parody of Ryan Adams, "A Kiss Before I Go"