Lyrics

When the sun goes down
Hungry people
start to head downtown
Chilly people
for a steam and a rubdown
While they're eating
The best deal in town
Where the men all go
Towels are optional, ah ha
Schvitzing naked people eating steak
Schvitzing naked people eating
Schvitzing naked people naked

Fork falls on the ground
No one grabs it
‘cause you shouldn’t bend down
when you’re naked
with a bunch of dudes
that’s common sense yeah

A parody of R.E.M., "Shiny Happy People"