Lyrics

It was some time ago that Tony drank beer,
And in those days one thing was perfectly clear,
He loved the beech wood Budweiser used
To age the beer he did consume x 2

Now he's the king now he's the big Orange One
Now he's the king Kornheiser second to none,
He still loves beech wood, but now perchance
It's no longer in his beer,
Now it's in his underpants..
Me.. Undies!!