Lyrics

Javolina! You weigh 300 pounds, you're just traipsing around on the golf course,
Javolina! You could poke out my eye, but Mike won't be surprised 'cause he lives here...
Among other places..

Playin' golf in the morning sun with Mike Wilbon, we are having fun.
I look down to mark my score..Here comes a 300 pound wild boar!

Javolina! You weigh 300 pounds, you're just traipsing around on the golf course,
Javolina! You could poke out my eye, but Mike won't be surprised 'cause he lives here... when it's cold.