Don't Wanna Know What That Is

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A parody of a song by Foreigner.
Recorded by AdamFromA2 in Ann Arbor, MI
Recorded: 05/02/2014  Released: 05/04/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I think the world's left me behind.
While I adore the TK Nation,
I'd rather drink a glass of wine
Than try to "join the conversation."

(Excuse me, I have to cough.)
*cough*

Threw out a toaster that worked fine.
That Amazon's amazing, frankly.
But if I tried to shop online,
You would find me staring blankly.

I can't text
Or use a Google machine
Or plug in
My brand new flatscreen.
"The Facebook"
Hasn't been its real name
Since 2005!?!?

Don't wanna know what that is!
I know you can show me.
Don't give a &$#!% what that is!
Just plug in my TV!

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Production values are my weakness. I can't even figure out how to insert a well timed BLEEP! I need to take a production class! I wonder how much Jerry or Brad would charge?
    4086 days ago.
  • Grizliez in Waunakee, WI
    "the Facebook" ... Brilliant!
    4086 days ago.
  • AdamFromA2 in Ann Arbor, MI
    Indeed. Joe Aro is the talent in this jingle. I posted on Joe's behalf, and I didn't see an easy way to credit him in the system. I guess this comment will have to do!
    4087 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    Brilliant! Is that Joe Aro's voice I hear?
    4088 days ago.
  • Tony Tyro in Fort Defiance, VA
    I have played this stupid thing at least ten times. Great production values and I judge it to be wonderfully funny.
    4090 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Love it! Join the conversation!
    4093 days ago.