Lyrics

I think the world's left me behind.
While I adore the TK Nation,
I'd rather drink a glass of wine
Than try to "join the conversation."

(Excuse me, I have to cough.)
*cough*

Threw out a toaster that worked fine.
That Amazon's amazing, frankly.
But if I tried to shop online,
You would find me staring blankly.

I can't text
Or use a Google machine
Or plug in
My brand new flatscreen.
"The Facebook"
Hasn't been its real name
Since 2005!?!?

Don't wanna know what that is!
I know you can show me.
Don't give a &$#!% what that is!
Just plug in my TV!