Lyrics

Sandsie and Howard in a texting match (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaah)
Bitterly arguing ‘bout the Pens and Caps (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaah)
Mr. Tom Wilson got us into this mess (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaaaaah)

Now Sandsie did you hear about this one?
Howard thinks that Tom threw a punch
Sandsie are you goofin' on Howard? "Hey Hoser"
The Pens are a soft bunch

Sandsie believes, that Howard is a buffoon, is a buffoon
I can't believe, Mr. Tony's asleep, what a fool