Lyrics

Channeling Bruno as he channels James Brown....

Perm by Bruno Mars

It’s a Thursday
What cha got?
But I still gotta yack, tho
Yeah, ‘bout what?

See I got a podcast
For me and my friends
All I do is yodel now
Since I put down my pen

Nope I don’t write (ha!), ain't got a column (ha!)
Want to make you laugh (ha!), dontcha be so solemn (ha!)
Load this pod down, just get it
Ain’t got no Instagram or no Twitter

Hot takes like, woah, wait a minute
That old movie, who was in it?
Callin’ old writers up
Chat ‘em up, that’s work?

Tone’s got permanent attitude
I’m never gonna relax (ooh)
Let me ask “Do you know who I am?”
Never gonna be laid back

Sponsors help, they tell me how to do that read
Uh, tell me how to do that read
Uh, tell me how to do that read
Ow!