Lyrics

It's nice to meet you
thanks for the fifty
but my name is Travis
why’d you call me Cliffy?

My guidance counselor
he really stiffed me
Your stupid errands
they keep me busy

I walked your sheep dog
until she bit me
I said "CALL THE HOSPITAL!!"
you called me Cliffy

If I left tomorrow
you’d never miss me
I’m a human Kleenex!
they call me Cliffy

A parody of Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call Me Maybe"