Lyrics

Out on the course for eighteen holes
Get ‘round in a hundred, that’s the go-al
Arch and Michael, they give it a hack
You know my game stinks that’s a nat’ral fact
Go to work, at PTI
Guess where Wilbon is tonight
Let’s go to dinner The Palm I think
Then home to eat ice cream over the sink
Yes I’m a very old man
A really really old man
I’ll drink a bottle a wine
And be in bed by nine
Yes I’m a very old man

A parody of “We’re An American Band” music and lyrics by Don Brewer as performed by Grand Funk Railroad