Someone Just Like Chris

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A parody of a song by Chainsmokers.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 10/06/2017 Released: 10/06/2017 First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I’ve been watching all the shows
I’m into politics
Commentators making points
yeah, that’s how I get my fix
and the one who I love most
is "one of the dumbest
and least respected of all of the pundits" (- Donald Trump)

Gives a take on Donald Trump
but Ivanka's off limits
Ivanka’s such a boss
yeah, she’s so damn impressive
When a breeze catches her hair
a holy sacrament
I’m sorry, Soledad,
but there’s greatness in our midst

We need someone just like Chris!!!

A parody of a song by Chainsmokers & Coldplay

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John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
I missed The Point completely! He needs more branding for that (or I’m just slow). Good one.
2584 days ago.
Jerry in Annandale, VA
Whether it's The Fix or The Point we need someone just like Chris!
2584 days ago.
John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
The Master, still dishing! The sacrament line KILLS, and "that's how I get my fix" is so sly ;-)
2584 days ago.
joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
More please!! Awesome. Vintage goodness!
2585 days ago.

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