Lyrics

Signs
(to the Tesla version of the Five Man Electrical Band song)

And the sign said everybody welcome
To come in and dine at Chad’s
And the bald, orange man with a quarter owner’s share
Got incredibly mad

He said
This place is now called Chatter
As I mention seven times per show
I’m an only child and I get what I want
Just ask the people at Pepco!

Signs, signs, change the stupid sign!
I’ll pay you in truffles and bowling alley fries
You people are even worse
Than Next Day Blinds!