Lyrics
Many thanks to Brandon Conner in Cypress, TX for writing about Mr. Tony's gas rant. I love it when Satchmo gets irrationally angry about stuff like this and its even better to jingle about. Great stuff Brandon.
Incidentally, if you'd like to hear a classic full song version of Taxman try this tasty Jason G/Jerry Negrelli submission from 3 years ago:
http://tkjingles.com/401.a
Let me tell you how it's going to be
You'll pay my administrative fee
If fourteen bucks is too much cash (Gas man)
Just call, I'll hang up on you fast (Gas man)
Cuz I'm the gas man
Yeah, I'm the gas man
And I'm not gonna replace your pipes for free (Gas man)