Lament for Solstice

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A parody of a song by Bruce Springsteen.
Recorded by Matthew Dillhoff in Springboro, Ohio
Recorded: 01/14/2017  Released: 01/14/2017  First aired: 01/23/2017

Lyrics

There's a Pontiac Solstice at Rehoboth
Low miles and a tiny trunk
She sits at a beach house all alone
and dreams about making a run

An orange man drives her to the country club
and maybe to a home depot
the plates expired but the numbers right
88-44-00

Tonight tonight the Solstice rides
she's gonna rev it up and lay em down
get off this sleepy avenue
and drive like hell right out of town

Now some cars they do a little livin
some cars just die sittin at the beach
they come home from a round down at the club
and sit there in the street

Tonight tonight the Solstice rides
she's gonna rev it up and lay em down
get off this sleepy avenue
and drive like hell right out of town

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  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    This is very nice. I always enjoy the more niche jingle topics. Great voice for this style too.
    2842 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Really well done - nice writing on an obscure theme.
    2843 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is really great. I believe the Solstice still sits in storage somewhere. Lonely.
    2845 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Ummm, VOCAL....
    2850 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Great vical
    2850 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Very nice!
    2850 days ago.
  • Matthew Dillhoff in Springboro, Ohio
    This came to me while playing the original song this evening. What ever became of the Solstice? I haven't heard about it in a while.
    2851 days ago.