Lyrics

An actual jingle that commemorates TK's numerological neurosis

Great thanks to the rest of the Faux Four: Patrick, Brad and Steve

All Together Now

One, two, three, four
No I am not keeping score
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, I’m counting

Two, four, six eight
I do multiples, ain’t that great?
Three, six, nine, twelve, fifteen, that’s tricky!

Bom bom bom bompa bom In the dark
Bompa bom Count by three
Bompa bom Dinner guests
Bompa bom Ask “Where’s Tony?”

Where is Tony now? Where is Tony now?
What’s he counting now? What’s he counting now?
Should we worry now? Should we worry now?
I am worried now? I am worried now?

The Harry’s read has been read
Is that what goes on in his head?
He zones out and then counts by two? That’s crazy!

What’s he counting now? What’s he counting now?
What’s he counting now? What’s he counting now?
What’s he counting now? What’s he counting now?
What’s he counting now? What’s he counting now?
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