Lyrics

Thanks to Rob, John, Patrick and Steve for making this work with the excellent BGVs, and to Kj for the impeccable whistling intro! I didn't include my actual guess for the undisclosed location. Also, once again likely too long for the show, so a website special edition!

I ascend three flights of stairs
So you know it's not one of my homes
Cuz' if I was in Rehobeth I'd take the elevator
My guests arrive via limo
And then are taken away like Tessio
I can't allow them to unveil this information

Said Littles take a guess, you know we're plausibly live
All right here in our undisclosed location
Said come on email us, I'm taunting you this time
Try to guess our undisclosed location
Oh you'll never get it
Unless Cillizza
Keeps Tweeting out pictures...

(An undisclosed location, yeah yeah...)
(Next door house that's vacant? Not yet...)
I get here long before it's light,
So you'll never guess it right (Is it The Palm Basement? That's mail)
Here's a PO Box but no street address
You know I want your tribute just not your presence (Near the chocolate fountain?)
3rd floor, room 10 in Chevy Chase (Golden Corral?)
But I ain't got time for your face, (The Ballroom at La Cheeserie? Umm, No...)
So don't visit, no no no, don't visit
Cause if you guess it, (Have you ever been there?)
I won't be present (That's an 8 foot counter...)
I'll be gone... long gone...

A parody of "Patience" by Guns N Roses.