Lyrics

This one was inspired by a tweet from Patrick Moffett, Steve Lipton and Jason Fuse joined with superb vocals. Thanks to all!

With the NFL back, there are fewer pure pleasures than busting on RGIII. And who knows how many chance we'll have to do so. Well, here's one.

Mustang Sally (RGIII Edition)

Look out Bobby, think you better run straight for the sidelines (What’s I say, now?)
I told you Bobby, oh Bobby, I think you’re better off if you get yourself outta bounds (huh - oh yeah)
Defenses are looking to deliver a beat down.
Oh! I guess you didn’t put yourself down on the ground.

Listen
All you got to do is get right down Bobby
Slide, Bobby, slide.
I said all you got to do is get yourself down Bobby
Slide, Bobby, slide.
Coach is yelling “Please would you get your ass down Bobby!”
Slide, Bobby, slide.
“If you don’t do it we’re all stuck with Josh McCown, now”
Slide, Bobby, slide.

Now you’ve gone out on IR, oh, you may not be coming back ‘til week nine