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I knew a man Kornheiser and he’d yak for you on
570 “The Team”
With little hair and orange skin and baggy eyes he did
Old Guy Memes
He talked so much, talked so much
I thought he’d never shut down

I met him in a studio, on the radio
On Rockville Pike
Along with Gary Braun who had two kids in all he called
Mike and Ike
They talked of sports, talked of sports
With Andy Polley and Pam
He said he liked the Jingles and he played a few
on most every show
We wet our pants when he took the stance that so very soon, he would
have to go
He let go, alas, let go alas
shook his fans up all around
Mr Kornheiser, Mr Kornheiser, Mr Kornheiser
Yak
He drove to games on Monday nights ‘cause he couldn’t fly, he was
Afraid they’d crash
He yakked for years how much he fears that his dog would just
eat more cash!
His dog up and died
Maggie up and died
after twenty years he got a new breed

He said ”I yak for folk now on the internet, I must admit
Most my time I’ll be yodeling on this sorry blog, and it stinks a bit."
He shook his head, turned bright red
When I heard someone ask him please
Mr Kornheiser Mr Kornheier
Yak!