Lyrics

This in response to Nigel's offhand joke about a Rip Hamilton musical, a joke I've been kicking around for a while.

Hamilton was the obvious choice, but since Rip was famous for a mask I though there'd be another funny choice...



Quickly, gently, Rip curls the backscreen

Grasp him, hold him, he’ll still hit the shot clean

Though he was in the trade, that brought Stackhouse to our aid

He broke his face but the mask will not help him hide

The Pistons…beat the Lakers in five