Lyrics

I know I’m kind of chubby
And I know I’m kind of fat
I know my pants are getting tighter
And that’s just not where it’s at
I know I want to lose weight
But I know that’s just a dream
I know I should just eat less
But I love Cookies and Cream
And I don’t want Gastric bypass
Because it didn’t work for AL
And I cant subscribe to Jenny Craig
No way, nowhere, no how
And I know my waistline’s growing
‘Cause I love the Thrasher’s fries
And I’m never gonna diet even though I gotta diet
But you know I gotta give it a try
Then I’m on the road to the District
And I see a sign on the side
And it’s giving me hope because it breaks all the rules
And I can finally get back my pride
And it’s a laser-like procedure
To make the fat just fall…
And I don't know how they do it
Removing fat, with no pain at all
with no pain at all, with no pain at all
with no pain at all, with no pain at all
with no pain at all
Removing fat, with no pain at all