Doe Dropped Her Fawns on Me

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A parody of a song by The Gap Band.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 05/30/2016  Released: 05/30/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Special thanks to Rob, Luke and Kj for helping me with great feedback as I edited this version together.

I woke up at 3, not a steady stream
So far, that's normal for me
I pulled back the curtains, felt like Marlin Perkins
My yard's the Serengeti!
(When I first looked out...)

Doe dropped a fawn on me - its baby!
Doe dropped a fawn on me (Does that make me daddy?!)
Doe dropped a fawn on me - Bambi!
Doe dropped a fawn on me

Cuz they're not playing games, not pulling sleighs
They're walking down the streets
They've taken over my third house, does that make me that deer's spouse?
Just help me Sacagawea ... Doe dropped her fawn

Doe dropped a fawn on me - it's Bambi!
Doe dropped a fawn on me (Wait... is that another?!)
Doe dropped TWO fawns on me - Two babies!
Doe dropped her fawns on me (She's thin for a mother!)
(One deer came in, Two deer came out)
Doe dropped her fawns on me
(One deer came in, Two deer came out)
(Now three live, beside my house)
Doe dropped her fawns on me

Parody of "You Dropped a Bomb on Me" by The Gap Band.

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  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Dude, you're producing these at another level. Sounds fantastic.
    2956 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Outstanding work, Jason!!!
    2956 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    As soon as I saw the title, I knew this would be great. You didn't disappoint.
    2959 days ago.
  • Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
    Thanks! I agree on the deerjinglepalooza segment idea. #LALife
    2959 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I love the twist on the title. Great song choice, packed with juicy goodness. I feel a deer-related jingle blast coming on.
    2959 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    It came out great. Especially that start and the title line.
    2959 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    I just love it when the song selection is the first of many jokes. That title, that chorus, "Wait, is that another?" This thing is LOADED. LA agrees with you, Fuse!
    2959 days ago.