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This started running around in my head as soon as Tony started talking about calling 911 when he saw the deer. Thanks to Joe Aro for turning it around so quickly!

Operator
Oh could you help me place this call
Seems a deer in my backyard is agitated
She just showed up today
And I must keep my dog at bay
Cause there’s just a short fence that separates them

Now did you say to squirt her with a hose? Yes ma’am I do have that
But I haven’t used it since ninety-seven
They’re running the fence in a classic stare-down, OH NO!
And then my hose fell off, and they both laughed at me
And so I took some pics, which I can barely see
Why’s all this so hard? I got a deer napping in my yard....