Lyrics

He’d like to make the world conform to his priorities
No apple slices, herding dogs, and no x-country skis

You won’t believe this guy’s complaints
[what a kvetch!]
About the smallest things
[bout the smallest things]
He’s even told us how he hates, well almost everything

[How is this a thing?]
You won’t believe this guy’s complaints
[That’s enough out of you]
About the smallest things
He’s even told us how he hates, well almost everything

How is this a thing?
Oy vey
That’s enough out of you
Oh, Kornheiser

How is this a thing?
Oy vey
That’s enough out of you
Oh, Kornheiser
How is this a thing?

I think this is the first jingle of a . . . jingle!