Lyrics

Special thanks to super-producer Jason Fuse for auto tuning me.

P.S. I waited as long as I could, Jerry.


4 am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get the Post, gotta take my notes
Putting on my socks, getting mauled by the dog
Holding her down to bite her femur
Forehead's bleeding I’m the beta male
This one’s gonna leave a big mark
At the studio, I see my friends

Jeannie in the chick chair
Gary with his laptop there
Gotta make my mind up
Which bagel to take

It’s Friday, Friday
Hornaday on a Friday
Wanna play 36 holes over the weekend
Friday, Friday
Will it rain when I play?
Nigel, can you please go find Kippy Schmeeman?

Nats @ the Marlins (Yeah)
Jayson Werth’s carcass (Yeah)
Treinen’s electric stuff
Will Espinosa get to first base?

1:25 I’m flying down the Pike
Cruisin’ so fast, and callin’ out signs
Fat removal laser gun
Do you know what it is?
Hey that’s the Shell Station
and Five Below yeah
That’s David’s Bridal
in the Federal Plaza

Tonight going to The Palm
Post Office and Restaurant
Should I get the chicken parm
Or maybe a filet

It’s Friday, Friday
Working on a Friday
Soon it will be June and lots of 3-day weekends
A couple more Fridays
Then 2 months down Rehoboth way
Michael Liz Sara and Kate grilling this weekend

Nats @ the Marlins (Yeah)
4 walks for Harper (Yeah)
runs runs runs runs
Will any National cross home plate?