The Wizards Have No Plan

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A parody of a song by Billy Joel.
Recorded by Brendan In Jersey in
Recorded: 05/12/2016  Released: 05/12/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Henry Grace, Richard Dawson, Red Buttons, Peter Lawford
Fabian, Mel Ferrer, Sal Mineo

Jeffrey Hunter, Richard Burton, Henry Fonda, Robert Mitchum,
Robert Wagner, Robert Ryan, Roddy McDowall

Bernard Fox, Richard Todd, Eddie Albert, Paul Anka
George Segal, Rod Steiger, Sean Connery

Eisenhower’s got his staff, Gonna split France in half
JOHN WAYNE, LONGEST DAY, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY!?

The Wizards have no plan
Ernie he wants KD
It won’t even be maybe
The Wizards have no plan
Ted, he didn’t fight it
And we’re not gonna buy it

[No Telly Savalas or Richard Jaeckel in 'The Longest Day' though.]

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  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Nice job. Nothing like a debut singing a song about a conversation around a movie from 1962. Welcome to the insanity.
    3096 days ago.
  • Brendan Jones in Hillsdale, New Jersey
    Thanks Joe!
    3098 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Great production, fabulous debut!!
    3098 days ago.
  • Brendan Jones in Hillsdale, New Jersey
    In honor of a recent show conversation and Billy Joel's birthday, I hereby announce myself to the jingle world with this little ditty.
    3098 days ago.

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