Lyrics

Today’s jingle
Is a tune that you know all too well
The Beatles’ “Michelle”

Soundtrack from hell
Worse than “Boyhood,” lamer than Chuck Bell
Who annoys you as well

You hate it, you hate it, you hate it
That is perfectly plain
It’s worse than trips to the Apple Store
Or eating foods that touch
Or watching ads for Obenshein

Offends you like Raju
It won’t be covered by Bobby Jean Ladue
Because that’s you...